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I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
My support group can outdrink your support group.
´s status message is better than yours
I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
I just found out that a bucket of KFC when you`re finished with it, also doubles as a porta-potty...
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Today is a great day. The mailman just delivered me an Iron Maiden cassette, which finally fulfills my Columbia House commitment.
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
What idiot decided it should be my foot`s asleep instead of coma toes?
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
I just heard someone say "I can`t wait for 13/13/13" .....let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.