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I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
Remember when AT&T told you to "reach out and touch someone" and you ended up with that restraining order? ... Good times!
Sunday morning = lazy lay in my bed and fart under my sheets all day :)
I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
Just seen this girl walk into a lamp post! I could have stopped her but that wouldn`t have been funny would it
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
I still like going into Burger King and ordering a McWhopper and a McFry.
The only way to communicate with a drunk person is to get hammered too.