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I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
I had a terrible dream about mufflers and now I`m exhausted.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it’s like excuse me, I’m working here.
I`m at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.