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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
really vry funny
I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
Walmart is one store where it is truly acceptable to shop in your pajamas.
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
I don`t know why I ever signed up for Facebook. I mean like seriously, this dating website sucks!
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
Save water, shower together.