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"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
I wanna be skinny but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Oh cool! ... I really do not care.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she`s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
I was in my kitchen cleaning when suddenly I realized OMG! ... I`m late for Facebook!!