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I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice.
Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much.
Women have closets full of `I have nothing to wear.`
I hate those new parents who do the `baby talking`, yes I do, yes I do...
Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
If you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they`ll fill your antidepressants faster.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. Iām thinking about getting her a treadmill.