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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there`s a cop hiding in the bushes
I love it when I Google something I should know the answer to and find out 308 people are just as dumb as I am.
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.
It`s amazing how many pedestrians confuse right-of-way with immortality.
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You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn`t `funny` and is technically `wasting` police time
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!