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A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
“Oh boy, I can’t wait to be productive today.” – said no one ever
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
If guys were smart, they’d forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food.
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service.
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!