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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!!"
I`m feeling about as useful as a stoplight in Grand Theft Auto.
Here`s a list of the things I have to look forward to today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Drinking after work
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
"Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
My grandpa has Alzheimer`s, so I just keep telling him he owes me twenty bucks.
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
I like how Reese`s come with two peanut butter cups in the package. That way I can eat one now and then the other one right afterwards.
Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push ... into traffic.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
What did I get for Christmas? Fat...