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Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
"Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Nothing like a brisk morning jog to start the day! Just kidding! I don`t do that.
Don`t forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It`s a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my mind and my temper
Iām moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.