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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I`m stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
My mind has a mind of its own.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.
She caught my iphone before it hit the ground... She`s definitely my screensaver