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My doctor asked me if I drink to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
honestly I`ve never seen a tombstone that read "died from not forwarding a text to 10 people"
Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
Before McDonald`s I bet "don`t buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.
Euphoria....the feeling you get when you finally beat "that" level on Candy Crush.
People should be required to pay an extra dollar for every syllable of their coffee order.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
For just once in my life I want my phone to ring and for someone on the other end to ask if I`m on a `secure line`
Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat`s just being dramatic.
Some people should come with subtitles.