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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD
Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
be smart, pretend to be stupid!
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.
The sun and I have an understanding. He gets up before I do.