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Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they`re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
When women say “It’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, we all know they are talking about a Man’s wallets.
I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.
There is nothing worse then trying to watch porn with a slow internet connection.
I wish "You idiot" was an appropriate way to end a work email.
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
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