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i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
There’d be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
We`re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You`re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.