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Does the Food Network deliver?
When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between.
Relax,,, We`re all crazy.. It`s not a competition.
The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my friend`s list will drop a few #`s
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
Forgotten pocket money is the best!
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
I think Labor Day is to remind people that after a full day with the family, going to work actually isn`t so bad after all.