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Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
A lot of people are very competitive when playing stupid.
Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
Im not sure Im comfortable with the fact that there is now a bunch of people in white coats furiously scribbling notes behind a big glass window while im talking to my therapist. Im suppose to just "ignore" them.
Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
I made this margarita with my kids` slushie machine ... Don`t judge
You’re not important enough to have haters. You just have a few people who notice you’re an a$$hole.
The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.