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7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.
Anything I say or do before I`ve had my coffee doesn`t count.
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
Y`all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
Someone just called me normal, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life!
One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms