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I just did my budget for August. If I don`t buy food ... I won`t need toilet paper. I think I`m on to something here.
I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
It`s only October 3rd and I`ve already beaten the sh!t out of two motion activated skeletons at store entrances.
The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I`m kidding, it`s her boobs.
Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
I hate when Iām walking into the gym and the wind blows me into the liquor store.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered a "Booby Prize" really wasn`t boobies at all...:(
Technically, every picture is a before picture.