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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
Is there another word for synonym?
Why doesn’t a deli slicer just have a scale on it?
If you hear a roommate having loud sex, a cool thing to do is kick down the door and shout "player 3 has entered the game!"
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
I swear if my memory gets any worse, i`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
I hate it when people hate me without even giving me a chance to give them a good reason to.
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It’s the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets.