Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
Please do not read this.
I`m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone
Everyone knows spray tans and Tang come from the same stem cells as Cheetos, so why does Wikipedia keep deleting my edits?
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
HANGOVER!!!!! it`s God`s way of sayin "u kicked a$$ last night"
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
They said I couldn`t drink or operate machinery on my medication. But here I am…Driving a forklift…Sipping a beer…Lifting up my boss`s car…
Sarcasm is wasted on the idiots who inspire it.
As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald`s Playland ball pit
Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It`s called Facebook.