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30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he`s adopted.
Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
I`m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
"Wow, you look good today!” is not a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
I`m at my most badass when I`m popping a wheelie with a shopping cart.
I almost forgot to upload a pic of my Starbucks coffee. What a waste of coffee that would have been!
"I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one!
How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?
Any of you had a friend that borrowed your sh!t and kept it for so long you had to borrow it back..