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People will do odd things to get even.
I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
Of course you look good; I don`t have ugly friends.
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
I grew up for this?
Getting up in the morning is like writing an essay. You want to do it, it takes a lot of effort, and you usually quit halfway through.
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.