Daily Silly Status

Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.

So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m

Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.

I made a New Years Resolution to gain 20 lbs, so I can relish in the sense of accomplishment and success!

oh look at the time, it`s time to not care

You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.

If you respond to coworkers asking how your weekend was with turkey noises, they leave you alone.

My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.

I wish these people who sing songs on the radio would learn the words to the song, they keep messing me up!!

I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.

didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my mind and my temper

It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.

Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?

My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...