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Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat.
I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
I tried being modest once, as expected I was amazing at it.
The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
I’m dedicating this status update to all the status-less people out there. Stay strong.