Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
I might be a day late and a dollar short, but it is still my personal best.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
It`s going to be so disappointing if we ever ask aliens about crop circles and they`re just like, "We really hate corn."
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
I WON THE LOTTERY, SCREW YOU ALL! ... Sorry, just practicing
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can`t flick your friends out the car window
A friend of mine asked if I was coming to her wedding. I said no, I`ll catch the next one. She`s mad at me now.
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
If it lasts 4 hours I`m not only callin a Dr, I`m callin everybody!!
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.