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A friend doesn`t question your motive, they just keep their mouth shut and dig.
A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
A poem about me: I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That`ll teach `em.
The wifi going down on me is the most action I`m going to get tonight.
They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
Hitting the lotto is a sure way to stop hating on Mondays...
Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn`t she?
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.