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is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You`re a slut :)
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That`s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last.
Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.