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is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
The best thing about having male genitals is sharing it with people who don`t.
Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you`re 3 and your parents are idiots.
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
There is no such thing as something looking "Too good to eat"