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Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
I have a brilliant idea once every seven beers.
I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like being drunk.
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-ass".
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
I got food poisoning today. I don`t know when I`ll use it though.
If your day was that bad, why do you assume we want to know about it?