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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
Sunglasses: I don’t want to make awkward eye contact with certain people.
I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
The best time to re-examine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.