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It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
To show my support for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I`ll be giving free breast exams all month. Hit me up if you`re interested.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
High fiving was the original "like".
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn’t know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry.
I really hate it when I have to watch the same channel for 2 days because the remote fell behind the couch.
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I`ve never been so mad that I pee`d myself.