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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they`re empty.
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams
We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
I’m pretty sure I have atleast one anscestor who would be pretty pissed to find out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.