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"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
whenever i`m bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
If we start calling it `potato juice`, Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT?
I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish ... I`m not even high.
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)
Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.
You`re such a slut, the only reason why you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm.