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Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
he who laughs last thinks slow
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish ... I`m not even high.
I`d say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed. ... just sayin! ;)
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.