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You seem to love cocktails... or part of it.
Pornography only gets called by its full name when it`s in trouble too.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
My coffee was so hot this morning it came along with an ugly friend.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
You can tell how much a woman hates her husband by how short she cuts her hair.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.