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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
Two Best Advices For Safe Life : 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ... 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..
I just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that real hippos don`t actually eat marbles?
Marriage counselling: Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she`s being a bitch.
Don`t worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
Talk to me long enough and you`ll realize why I`m single.
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven`t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
I wouldn`t want to fly Virgin. Who`d want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way?