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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet ... I get hungry.
It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I bet there`s a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
"I want to marry a smart, rich, and beautiful woman. But I don`t feel like getting married 3 times." - Hesam Ebrahim
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
My own personal hell sounds great, actually
Hand sanitizer: the cut finder.