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With everything going on lately... I`ve got a lot of serious thinking to do! Oops....Did I say "Thinking".... I meant "Drinking"!!
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
There’s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.
Can you do me a favour? Stand in front of my car, I need to test my brakes.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It`s not hard.
"I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
OMG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!
I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.