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I will do a lot of things but admitting I`m cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn`t one of them...
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
Liking something on Facebook instead of commenting is like nodding at someone in an elevator instead of saying hello.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people who take mini golf seriously.
I said my wife`s name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet`s empty...
I wouldn`t do much for a Klondike Bar; I would however get naked for beer.