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in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
Sex, do it for the kids.
So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
I’ve been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to “that”.
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.
You`re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.