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Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If I were my boss, I`d never leave my coffee cup unattended.
If life Sucks, what makes you think death doesn`t Blow??
Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.
Life is like a box of chocolates. Get your own and stay the hell out of mine.
MY 8 YEAR OLD: "Walrus testicles are called walnuts."
Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
Friday Night Inspirational Message: You miss 100% of the shots you don`t drink.
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.