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I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead. I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then.
When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you`ll meet the man of your dreams.
Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
I hate it when I`m singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words.
When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler.
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
Every shape I had to learn above octagon was just a total fu*king waste of time.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got "YOLO" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly
when in Rome get naked ;)