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All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
I`m kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you`ll cry.
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don`t have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you “I’m drunk” is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying “I’m delicious”
My pet rock turned 4,054,870,001 today