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I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
One of my favorite discoveries about adulthood is that there are literally no rules stopping you from eating an entire row of Oreos at once.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
Of course you should follow me. I’m funny. Ask anyone. Well, except my mother-in-law. Don`t ask her.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.