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So many rules; so little time to break them.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they`ll do nicely"
Messing up a guy’s hair = cute. Messing up a girl’s hair = putting your life on the line.
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, “try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal”
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit