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Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
I met this girl in a club last night, I think she’s a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips.
75% of my current net worth is in gift cards.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
If a 747 can carry a f*cking space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bullsh!t on an overweight baggage charge.
Some people just need to be clothes lined
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
Someone invited me to their dog`s birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog`s birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!
She calls it cuddling. I call it strategic body placement for the war of the covers that is about to take place.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!