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My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
The worst thing about rich people is I`m not one of them.
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
Don`t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
Ladies and Gentleman, I`ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There`s never enough beer.
You can tell a lot about a person by putting a hidden camera in their bedroom.
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.
I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don`t have any kids...