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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
People of planet Earth, thank your gods that I`m not in charge of the red button.
Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
Nice meeting you, but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
I hope to get to the point in my life where Iām not excited about finding change on the ground.
I`m probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club.
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Don`t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
Iām the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.