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Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I’m not reading it.
I’ve made some pretty bad choices in life but I have to admit, having orange juice with Oreos was the worst.
Forecast for tonight: Dark.
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas.
I`m emotionally constipated. I haven`t given a crap in days...
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
Thanks to yesterday`s chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Keep up the good work, people who make free porn available.
LSD makes users lose weight ... That makes sense. It`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.