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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
Settle down homemade play dough parents.
Some people never go crazy...... What truly horrible lives they must live
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the shit out of you.
I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
I drink coffee for your protection.
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