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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
My mom never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
If there`s a "Mr." in front of your cat`s name you`re going to die alone.
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.