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Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won`t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that`s what`s been missing.
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes, could you pick me up some booze on your way back?
Learn to fight like you`re the third monkey trying to get on the Ark!
Someone asked an old man: "After 70yrs you still call your wife Darling, Honey and Luv. What`s the secret?"... Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I`m scared 2 ask her.
Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !